Moustache Review: Hitler 

“If the goal of that little, black, upper-lip square was to brand a man, than it was a success. Being the megalomaniac that he was, Hitler had to be proud of his distinct mark, and thus it would have caused him pleasure. Again, what are beards and moustaches for if not to emit pleasure to the wearer? This is probably the most successful bit of facial hair I will ever see.”