Buchino’s Moustache
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Little Girl:
Why do you have blue hair?
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Janis:
Cause one day I got a letter from the International Society of People with Brightly Colored Hair letting me know that there was an space open in Rochester for someone with blue hair. So I dyed my hair blue.
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Little Girl:
Really?
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Janis:
Yup.
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Little Girl:
One day will I get a letter?
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Janis:
I'd say when you're about 15 you'll get one.
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Little Girl:
Wow. I want pink hair though.
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Janis:
Well I heard that the girl who has pink hair wants to retire in a few years so I'm sure you can work that out.
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Little Girl:
Wow. Do you have parties?
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Janis:
All the time.
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Little Girl:
Cool! Ok bye.
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Janis:
Bye, check the mail!
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Little Girls Dad:
I - uh - ah (shakes head and walks away)
