buchino

Sort of like the 'door-in-the-face' business technique

hicatie:

Couple: Hey, our friends are just parking, but we want to get their tickets and just leave them here—their names are Mark and Susan. She’s a blonde and he’s wiry.

Me: Of course.

(couple walks up; one’s wiry, one’s a blonde.)

Me: Are you Mark and Susan?

M+S: Yes…what’s going on…?

Me: You just won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

M+S: What! Are you serious!

Me: Actually I’m not, but your friends did get your tickets.

:):):):):):):):) just bein’ miley.

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   This made me laugh in my head.

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